Enjoy these humorous quotes on the subject of getting older:

“You can’t turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again.” —Bonnie Prudden

“My hot flashes are so bad, I’ve been banned from Baskin Robbins.” —Rita Rudner

“There are 3 stages to a man’s life: Youth, middle-age, and you haven’t changed a bit!” —Anonymous

“I'll tell you how to stay young: Hang around with older people.” —Bob Hope

“Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.” —George Burns
 

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” —Lucille Ball

“Age is too high a price to pay for maturity.” —Anonymous

“Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” —Satchel Paige

“You’re never too old to become younger.” —Mae West

“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.” —George Burns

“Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.” —Benjamin Franklin
 

“Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.” —Eli Cass
 

“By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” —George Burns
 

“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternatives.” —Maurice Chevalier
 

“I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.” —Rodney Dangerfield
 

“The age of a woman doesn’t mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.” —Sigmund Engel